So Silly

Here are a few items I've found while perusing online today that are absolutely, completely jokester items. I actually think it's mean that they are for sale, because someone MIGHT buy them. But probably not.

Here they are:

1. The "Ear Cuff"  - As if a blue tooth or swarovski colorful crystals aren't bad enough, let's just roll them up into a little sparkly ball and call it an ear cuff?! WTF is an ear cuff?? One should wear this on a first date. With some they obviously aren't into.

Race to buy this here at Asos

2. Knuckle Rings - this must have been thought of by a beginner marketing student who learned that the best type of product to create is one that fills an "unmet need," except they thought that a knuckle ring was a need. It's not, and to me, it's ridic.

Find these mings (mini rings) here

3. Silk Bodysuit - now this gives the ILLUSION that you are wearing a bra and underwear, but you actually aren't - you are wearing a full body suit. 1) This would be interesting to wear while hooking up with someone drunk - to test weather they knew it was an illusion or not 2) It's $822. A large price to pay to look very unsexy.

Check out the THONG DETAIL here

And if you want to play hard to get this weekend, buy this...